momoconteng:

Kabedon’t

obeekris:

sainatsukino:

bigmammallama5:

risenreading:

accio-shitpost:

harry potter, surprising literally everyone, retires from being an auror to make ceramics in a cottage in the hills. “i don’t know,” the boy who lived said in a statement. “becoming a potter just seemed right, you know?”

I’ve been on this site for how long and I am in shock it took this long for a potter joke

i draw and make pottery but ive never drawn somebody doing pottery so this was fun and i fully support this even if its just a joke lol

#youre a hazard harry

Does he also grow out a giant bushy beard like Hagrid’s, so that he can be a hairy potter?

inverted-typo:

smol–jelly:

inverted-typo:

I wish i had an even more vague void than the internet to scream into

An abandoned Kmart parking lot just before dawn

Jesus I didnt say a whole different dimension

writeouswriter:

My characters when I try to write a transition scene:

sabertoothwalrus:

c3po realizing he’s technically a skywalker and wants in on the family drama

heck-im-lost:

melissatreglia:

phandom-puppet:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

Hey

If your anxiety, depression, or executive dysfunction is making you scroll endlessly on your phone or laptop

Stop

It’s okay, I’m not mad. It happens to everybody sometimes. It’s frustrating, isn’t it? But it’s time to get up now.

Don’t worry! You don’t have to do that

One Thing,

just get yourself a glass of water for now, or brush your teeth, or pet a cat.

After you’ve done that, maybe you could make yourself a nice cocoa, or open a window. If you’re feeling really crazy you might finish a homework problem, or respond to an e-mail, or wash a dish.

But no matter what, if you get up then you’re moving forward, and I’m

super proud of you!

I know you’re having a difficult time, but I’m really glad you’ve made it this far, and I love you!

Have a nice day my friend, I’ll see you soon, but right now it’s time for you to get up.

@ every single person who reblogged this post by telling me that did something productive, from wiggling their toes to taking a drink to actually doing homework: I’m so so proud. Keep being strong, friends.

And if you reblogged even though it didn’t work last time, here’s hoping it will this time! I’m proud of you, too. 

This is really sweet

Reblogging this for all the precious beans who need some encouragement today.

I stopped scrolling, and then went to do some homework

I quickly got distracted and then turned Tumblr on again, but the same post was staring me down so I’m turning my phone off again lol

valtsv:

valtsv:

a villain who commits crimes because they want to impress the hero and get their attention but they don’t know how to flirt like a regular person

them: i just don’t understand it. last week i airlifted an entire bus full of tourists to the top of a skyscraper and rigged every floor with fun, non-lethal booby traps. i wore my best cape, my tightest black leather pants AND i added 5 more flirty winks and seductive smirks to my monologue. how could i possibly have been more obvious?

their minions: have you considered just… talking to them?

them: have i what now

ibijau:

Is it even true love if she doesn’t try to kill you at your first meeting because your soul harbours a demon that cost her everything and everyone she held dear, driving her away from civilisation until she became a feral witch hiding behind illusions?

These two had a rough beginning but the power of true love needing to get shit done to protect the world eventually brought them closer

heylena:

technicallyonappletreeduty:

heylena:

Crowley (drunk on a bar): sometimes I can’t believe myself. I mean, I slithered here from Eden just to what? Hide outside his damned door?

Hozier (taking notes): tell me more…

Crowley, after his 5th drink: and sometimes I just want to kiss him, like- like, you know, humans. Real humans. Like people. It that too much too ask?

Hozier, already filling his second note book: No, no, go on

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I MEANT!!!

neenarchive:

neenarchive:

neenarchive:

making a good superhero is first and foremost about making him a good dad

superheroism is a dichotomy. you are either a good dad or you. are baby.

actually it’s more like this

necphilak:

madhattergames:

necphilak:

modern day adaptation of norse mythology were gleipnir (the unbreakable ribbon that binds fenrir) is made out of these

Hot tip for removing these easily: turn them inside out and then pull firmly on the flap, they’ll come apart with very little effort

make your own post we’re trying to imprison an apocalyptic invincible wolf over here